Ze Frank is hiring. I say this not because I'm interested, but because I like the way he wrote the job descriptions. Two statements jump out at me.

1. "You should have sent at least one email to someone you have never met telling them that they should stop using tables."
2. The phrase “Please make that look more like a Muppet vomited SteamPunk.” should seem like satisfactory art direction, and to be honest there was no need to use the word “please”.

Email strangers about the perils of table layout? I have to admit I've sent those emails a few times, but I really don't like to. I prefer to use the offending site's contact form. The second statement confuses me a little though. How could "Muppet vomits Steampunk" be considered a vague artistic direction. I'd only have one question in response to that direction. Which muppet?